Renovation shows make a full sash and plaster job look like two episodes, what did yours actually take
We have been quoted for eight sash windows and full replastering of two rooms and both the number and the timeline are roughly triple what I had in my head from watching too much renovation television. Partly I want to know whether we are being taken for a ride, partly I want to know whether the calendar is real. How long were you actually living in dust for something this size?
@hemline_hank · 6mo ago · 3 replies
What television removes is everything that is not filmable. Waiting three weeks for a joiner who is finishing another job, waiting for plaster to dry properly before decorating, the day spent moving furniture and masking, the second visit because a sash cord snapped on a window they had already done. It also removes the fact that many of those programmes have materials or labour supplied on favourable terms in exchange for being on screen, which is not a scandal but it does mean the numbers on the screen are not numbers you can plan with. The work itself is genuinely not that dramatic, the calendar around it is where the time goes.
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@seedstart_sim · 6mo ago
Weeks, and if you paint too early with the wrong paint you get to do it twice. That episode does not exist either.
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@darning_egg_dee · 6mo ago
Waiting for plaster to dry before decorating is exactly the sort of thing that never appears on screen and is weeks of my life.
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