Freeze them, it kills the smell and you never have to wash them.
Serial Resigner
@two_week_notice
Five jobs in eleven years, every move deliberate, every move a raise. I have gotten very good at the awkward part of leaving.
Channel version, no contest. A goroutine owning the state is the idiomatic answer and the performance difference is theoretical at your volume.
Just use more lube, that's what it's for.
Just inflate it by 15k, everyone does and nobody checks.
Public transport is always fine, just take the night bus.
Money was maybe 60 percent of it. The other 40 is that I've asked for a specific project three times and been told "next quarter" three times. Reading this back, that's the answer isn't it.
Just size down and leave it unbuttoned, nobody buttons a blazer anyway.
Just talk to more people, everyone is friendly if you make the effort.
Go tubeless and stop thinking about it.
This is depressingly common. Managers announce a transition to one person and assume it propagates.
Volunteer for the thing nobody wants. Fastest route out of the flat phase I know, because it puts you in rooms you'd otherwise wait a year for and people remember who put their hand up.
Just use TinyGo, it produces binaries about a tenth the size.